...for me to wear a face mask so I don't make the other passenger's nervous?
By Roxie Hart Best Answer
Yes, the mask would help.
Also, get a little handbook called 'Conversational Talibanese: A Pocket Primer' printed, and take it on board. Every half an hour, yell a phrase at random, and when panic-stricken air marshalls rush over with guns, calmly show them what you meant by pointing at the appropriate English translation in the book.
Examples:
'I AM HIJACKING!' - 'I do a good Jack Nicholson impression, want to see it?'
'KABOOM!' - 'The bass on my iPod's really powerful, pity I can't show you right now.'
'FLY THIS PLANE INTO THE TRUMP TOWER NOW!' - 'I am singing the chorus to a rare Frank Sinatra song called 'Fly This Plane Into The Trump Tower Now'. What d'you mean, you don't know it?**
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**You don't need the Primer for this one, just look offended.
16 hours ago
Other Answer
better to wear a headscarf
better still...don,t go
Exfoliate .............that will get rid of some of it.............otherwise, just go ahead and wear the face mask and don't act suspiciously !!!! And don't wear one of those mad scarfs...you should be fine after your hours of interegation ...good luck
nope u will have a internal body search
are you trying to be funny ifso i,ll post my laugh later maybe
lol wear a ski mask and see just how nervous you make them
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would i be ok ? cause im arab!!
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no way honey there going to clown you and not take you serious!
who cares what others think dont go out of your way to make yourself uncomfortable so others feel more. if people are that concerned with a dark tan than they shouldnt be around people
Hahaha, I recommend wearing a hockey goalie mask, horror movie style. That's sure to put your fellow passengers at ease.
Seriously, though, to get rid of a fake tan quickly, try exfoliating and lemon juice. Shaving is actually helpful too, as a form of exfoliation.
Don't worry about it, you know that you are not going to kill anyone, go ahead a have fun. If people look at you strange, just be polite and ask them if there is anything wrong, they will get embrassed and then they will think twice before they say anything to someone else.
Remmber terrorist come in all colors, and all parts of the world.
No just go topless
Screw it...just go already.
no, stick with the tan and the stick from other passengers, you will do just fine sunshine !!
Read up about the U.S.A. stupid.
They have as many coloured people there as we do.
I wouldnt worry it will fade fast, maybe speed it along with a good scrub and some lemon juice. A face mask would freak me out loads more than a tangerine trolley dolly.
i suggest walking to departures with head scarf and sunglasses maybe long coat if you have one...
keep head looking at the ground.. dont make eye contact with anyone.
sheepishly walk slightly sideways.. this is called crabbing!! so have you got that?
long coat, scarf and glasses, walk with head facing to ground, do not make eye contact with ANYONE and do some crabbing!!
Good Luck you will be fine!
don't be a drama queen it's a fake tan! just buy some fake tan remover to take it down a bit' besides your going to the home of the fake USA. you'll fit right in.